Wednesday, December 21, 2005

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Just married .... The true story of

Unfortunately, in the frenzy of these days, I can only now bring some thoughts on the latest news' home in GD. Mirko Saturday and Lara were married. The simplicity 'of their party, the Garbogera brought a little of their simple music, this entertaining and fun with them. The

thanks to Lara and then Mirko, families, and friends and colleagues.
The hope for the newlyweds is almost obvious: boys!

Friday, December 9, 2005

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Garbogera / drive

The donkey adriano
There once was an old donkey named adriano who had worked hard all his life. Was no longer able to carry weights and tire easily, so his master had decided to relegate him to a corner of the barn to await death. The donkey, however, did not want to spend so the last years of his life. He decided to leave in the Brera, where he hoped to live by the musician.

Bruno the dog
He had just walked when he met Bruno, a skinny dog \u200b\u200band panting. "Why did you out of breath?" He asked. "I had to escape in a hurry to save his skin," replied the dog. "My boss wanted to kill me, because now that I am old no longer needed." "Unfortunately it is true - he continued - is no longer able to chase the girls as it once was, and I'm so weak that it does not scare anyone. But how am I going to get me to eat? "He concluded depressed. "Come with me Brera" suggested the ass. "Down with luck we'll do the music: I'll play the guitar and you will give me the rhythm with the drum."

Cat Mirko
The dog consented, and they set forth with his new friend. They had a long road that runs into a cat mewing desperately. "What happened to complain in this way?" Asked the donkey. "I am old and I suffer from arthritis, so I am not the most agile as it once was and I have to stay warm. But seeing me stand next to the fireplace, yesterday my boss was furious, accused me of being a slacker, I was criticized for not being able to catch even a mouse and I was driven from home. No mercy! To think that I have served faithfully for a lifetime! ... Now I do not know where to go, I do not know how to make ends meet, "he said sobbing, the cat, whose name was Mirko . "Then come and make music with us at the Brera, the said the donkey and the dog together. The cat did not need to repeat twice and hopefully, put his shoulder down and joined them.


Lorenzo chicken

Passing a farm, were distracted by a cackling rooster chased by a housekeeper. "I want to pull your neck! Because he did not want me to cook a turkey for Sunday lunch! I want to pull your neck! "Screamed the terrified little cock Lorenzo. The Three Stooges yelled, "Come with us! With your beautiful voice Brera conquer. " Do not have time to add another which, perched on the back of the donkey, heard the cock that make you: "Run, run, before the owner would catch me!" A desperate race down to the copse. There he finally regained breath! By now it was dark, and, you know, it is not safe to travel at night. They had to find something to eat and a place to sleep at least for that night. Refreshed and rested the next day would be broken down Brera ...

In den of robbers
was then that I heard some noises ... Hidden in the bushes, looked around ... saw a house here where they came from buzz, laughter e. .. scent of a roast! They were so tired and so hungry! Trying not to make noise came to the house and carefully, without ever being seen, they looked in through the window. They could not believe their eyes! In the middle of the room was a table full of good things: a stuffed turkey, mortadella, inviting all types of cheeses, breads of all shapes, beautiful cakes, fruit flavored ... "We might ask for shelter ...". Do not have time to add another, that the four friends saw approaching the table four mugs fearful. So that was the den of robbers! If those tipacci had seen them, would be their end! We know that hunger sharpens the wits! Hidden in the bushes, studied a diabolical plan that would frighten those robbers, so as to force them to escape from their hideout and leave all that good things to eat at their disposal. In the darkness and quiet of the night, interrupted only by the light that shone from inside the house and the raucous voices of the robbers approached the window.

The first live concert
In perfect silence Adriano put his paws on the windowsill, Bruno jumped on the back of Adrian, Mirko climbed right on the head of Bruno and Lorenzo perched on the shoulders of Mirko. Then at a sign of Adrian, began their first gig ... and it was all a braying, barking, mewing and cackling. Hell! Terrified, the four robbers sought salvation out of the house, but the output was hit by a being who was kicking, scratching, biting, pecking! A HELL! Fled, never to return more in that cursed place! The four friends will not think twice: they rushed inside the house, without hesitation, sat around the table e. .. I think they are still 'eating and laughing and laughing and eating ... and try, just do not talk!!

THE END

by Bruno